voicemail.

[trashyking]

(text) ♚ (voice) ♚ (video) ♚ (action)
#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

b e e p

Comments

backdated to after his and aomine's ~talk~

[reproducer]

oikaawasenpai omg
can we pls meet

uhuhu

[trashyking]

eh wat happene kisecchi? yea we can meet!

[reproducer]

jk
kinda
can ic ome over?

[trashyking]

｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) eggplants???

but yah u can! i just got home~

[reproducer]

[He got the D... except he didn't but. he got CLOSE to the D. One step closer to D.]

i'll be there soon!!!

[And like. Maybe 3 minutes later Kise is knocking enthusiastically at Oikawa's door.]

[trashyking]

[you kids and your new fangled way of speaking.]

okok!!!

[annd he's quick to answer the door and let him in.] Hello there~ Come in, come in!

[reproducer]

[Kise throws himself at Oikawa. If he doesn't move, he's gonna have a giant blond puppy hugging him.] Oikawa-senpai! Aominecchi and Momocchi and I are friends with benefits! Yay!

[trashyking]

[he's used to being the person who throws themselves at others, so the fact that this is happening to him is a bit... jarring??? nah not that. either way he's not moving out of the way. he does at least offer kise head pats tho!!! until he speaks up and tells him that he's fwb with aomine and satsuki-chan.]

You.... are? Oh...! Well, uh!! This is.... this is good news, right?

[reproducer]

It is! I never thought I'd even get to kiss Aominecchi even once- I gave up on it a long time ago.

[Kise...has...weird standards on what's good news. He doesn't really love himself enough.]

I- I told him that I liked him, too. He didn't think it was that weird!

[trashyking]

[oikawa can't help but smile at the other.] Well that's good news, yeah? So who was the one who suggested that you guys become friends with benefits?

[reproducer]

He did- he actually said he couldn't stop thinking about kissing me. So then uh- we kissed in an alleyway. [Sparkly eyes...] He's so cool...

[trashyking]

[he claps kise on the back.] Well, I'm happy for you Kisecchi. So long as it remains healthy and no one gets hurt.

[trashyking]

[he pauses.] I suppose the only thing I can ask you to do is stay safe. Especially since you're.... three people???

[reproducer]

Mm, I don't think it'll go that far. Aominecchi is sort of new to all this to begin with- you know, kissing another guy. I don't know how he'd react to something like that! [He laughs.] Panic, maybe? Or maybe he'd be confused because I don't have- you know.

[Kise makes the universal sign for "boobies"]

[trashyking]

Ohh, I see! So he's like one of those aggressively heterosexual guys then? Like the kind who needs to prove how masculine they are if they do something that isn't quote on quote manly??? [he knows a couple of guys who are like that at school. it's quite entertaining to watch. oikawa used to worry about that when he was younger, but he kind of stopped caring about that as he got older and grew more accustomed to himself.]

[reproducer]

Ehhh, amazing, Oikawa-senpai! You understand him perfectly already! [It's almost as if some divine power controls both Oikawa and Aomine...incredible.]

He's known for his gravure magazine collection...

[trashyking]

From what you've said he just reminds me of some of the guys from school! That's all~ [uhuhuhu]

His.... gravure magazine collection? This guy seems rather..... perverted.

[reproducer]

Aominecchi is definitely a big pervert when it comes to girls... he can be a little simple-minded... but! But when it comes to basketball, no one can surpass him! Ah- I guess you could say no one can surpass him in pervertedness too...

[trashyking]

[that gets a little chuckle out of him.] Yeah, it sounds like it! He sounds like one of those naturally talented people though. But this is the guy you were talking about before with Iwa-chan and I when you had hurt your ankle?

[reproducer]

Ah- the one who... didn't talk to me for a while? [A sort of sad smile.] Or the one who I overpracticed for?

[trashyking]

The one that didn't talk to you for a while.

[reproducer]

Ah, yeah... that's him.

[trashyking]

Oh.... but things are good for you now, right?

[reproducer]

[A smirk.] Oh, we're good all right. [Lick his lips... then brightens to his usual cheerfulness.]

I just really wanted to tell you, Oikawa-senpai!

[trashyking]

[he claps kise on the shoulder.] I'm so glad to hear that you're happy. Everyone deserves to be happy, and I've felt like you haven't been in a while. [he smiles.] Just be careful, okay?