voicemail.

[trashyking]

(text) ♚ (voice) ♚ (video) ♚ (action)
#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

b e e p

Comments

[trashyking]

Oh.... but things are good for you now, right?

[reproducer]

[A smirk.] Oh, we're good all right. [Lick his lips... then brightens to his usual cheerfulness.]

I just really wanted to tell you, Oikawa-senpai!

[trashyking]

[he claps kise on the shoulder.] I'm so glad to hear that you're happy. Everyone deserves to be happy, and I've felt like you haven't been in a while. [he smiles.] Just be careful, okay?

[reproducer]

Of course, aren't I always? [...no.]

Anyway, how are you and Iwa-chan-senpai, Oikawa-senpai?

[trashyking]

[don't let senpai find out ok....]

We're good! Trying to get used to having an empty house now that Narukocchi and Ima-chan are gone.

[reproducer]

Eh...? They left? [A sad face.] Sorry, Oikawa-senpai...

[trashyking]

Yeah, they've been gone for a while. [he smiles sadly as he waves a hand.] But it's fine! They get to be home now with their real families.

[reproducer]

But now you two have the whole house to yourselves! [ELBOW NUDGES AND WINKS.]

and then dw was like u should ttly subscribe to ur new son. so i was like oh ok dw.

[trashyking]

[oikawa grows explicitly red and splutters.] I- I know that! Kisecchi you're too young to be having this kind of conversation!!

[despite.... literally everything they've talked about before this.]

u SHOULD subscribe kise is the most interesting

[reproducer]

[SOOOO cute!] Eh? Me?

[Kise blinks...] Oikawa-senpai... I went down on Kasamatsu-senpai at the new year's party... I know about these things!

uhu!!

[trashyking]

Y- You what?! [he's... a bit of a prude in that he doesn't really like talking about his sex life in the open like this. i'm sorry kise. u_u/] Nooo!! You're far too young to be doing this kind of stuff!! Only when you're married!!!

[reproducer]

[Meanwhile, Kise is very open and slutty.] That's so old-fashioned... I never get to see Kasamatsu-senpai, so I wanted to-- appreciate him while he was here! Besides, I'm 17!

[trashyking]

S- So! [he crosses his arms and pouts a little.] You have to be married if you want to do... those kinds of things!

[reproducer]

Oh? [Kise steps close, his smile so fox-like. He puts a hand on Oikawa's jaw, tilts his chin up that extra five centimeters between them.] Senpai's being so cute...

[trashyking]

[his eyes widen a little as he looks at kise. well..... he had missed being called cute from the gaggle of girls at school. so at least he's getting it in.... here at holly.... also holy shit he's just now belatedly realizing that kise is taller than him???? not that that bothers him or anything (because it totally doesn't!!)]

How is that cute?! I just.... it's how I was raised.

[reproducer]

[Kise's having fun... he really likes teasing like this, and it helps that, well, he actually does like Oikawa, too. He's gonna make sure Oikawa notices and keeps noticing that 5 centimeters between them.]

Oikawa-senpai has a face like this, but really he's a romantic and plays by the rules! Don't you think that's kind of cute?

[Kise was an absolute heartbreaker... don't let the smiles fool you, Oikawa. He's a huge asshole-- THOUGH AT LEAST HE'S NOT UNNECESSARILY MEAN TO PURE KOUHAI.]

[trashyking]

Well it's just that I've never really been focused on... doing those kinds of activities with others before? I could barely hold a girlfriend in high school because I was so focused on volleyball, and nationals... but even still I wouldn't have gone too far or pushed them to... have that kind of relationship with me. I have an older sister, she would beat me senselessly if I did something like that to a lady!

Also, while I love my nephew, I only look after him from time to time. I don't think I would be prepared to look after a baby, go to school, and continue my activities with the volleyball club!

[reproducer]

[There's a flash of coldness in Kise's eyes as he remembers his own girlfriends, always desperate to get in his pants so they could turn around and brag about their catch. But it quickly melts away, like it was never there.

He steps away, laughing softly.] So is Iwa-chan-senpai the first guy you've liked?

[trashyking]

[he fidgets a little.] I... uhm.... well, yeah? It's always been Iwa-chan. I might not have known it immediately, and it might have taken me a while to realize it, but it's always been him.

[reproducer]

[Kise reaches out to take Oikawa's hand, giving it a squeeze.] Oikawa-senpai, you're really something else. [No wonder he likes him... kya.]

It sounds like a shojo manga!

[trashyking]

[he rubs the back of his neck a little and smiles at kise.] Wah, thank you Kisecchi!

And really? You think so?

[reproducer]

I do~

[He smirks again.] I think I'll leave you and Iwa-chan-senpai alone now, hehe~

[trashyking]

Eh? [he blinks and tilts his head to the side.] Leave us alone? What do you mean by that?

[reproducer]

[WINKS REPEATEDLY.]

[trashyking]

Kisecchi!!! [a scandalized gasp emits from oikawa]