voicemail.

[trashyking]

(text) ♚ (voice) ♚ (video) ♚ (action)
#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

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Comments

oh goddddd

[trashyking]

[oikawa wakes up with his hair sticking every which way.] Hmmn?? Mama-chan?? [he lifts his head up and blinks blearily at her.

HOW DID I DELETE THIS TAG

[piaggio]

DOG-PIIIIIIILE!!!

_{[ LEAPS ON TOP OF HIM. ]}

Did you have a nice sleep~♥ ? Are you brushing your teeth before you go to bed? Scrubbing behind your ears like a good little turd?

it's okaaay ;o;/

[trashyking]

Wah!!--

[mama-chan why must you do this to him?! he lets out a pained grunt the moment he feels her land on him.] I did? Mama-chan am I late for something? But, oh-- yes I am brushing my teeth. I can't say that I scrub behind my ears much though??

<3

[piaggio]

_{[ CARESSES HIS HAIR...... oh my god such a nice head. NO DON'T THINK LIKE THAT HARUKO THIS IS YOUR SON. ]}

Nope! I'm just checkin' in with ya. Also wondering if you're hiding any laundry in here that I need to get done.
I bet you are. I can sense it.

<333!!

[trashyking]

[YOU'RE UNDERAGED SON I MIGHT ADD!!! but it's okay he's fine with the affection.] Ah?? Well I might have a couple of shorts from the gym in here... [he ducks his head a little. you caught him, mama-chan.]

[piaggio]

_{[ she doesn't want to do anything.. just maybe see if his head has a good N.O channel so she can get what she wants. It's confusing.
She sits back, appalled. ]}

TOORU-KUN! Gym shorts are the thing that needs washing the most! What are you trying to do?!

[trashyking]

Well it's not like I don't wear them again after I take them off! [he buys gym shorts in bulk for this very reason.]

[piaggio]

I knew something smelled funny when I walked in here.
Do you know the consequences of rotting gym shorts-- do you!?

[trashyking]

They just... smell really bad? I don't think gym shorts can rot mama-chan....

[piaggio]

THEY SMELL LIKE AN ENTIRE ASS!! I hate asses!!! Are you trying to corrupt this entire house?! After all I do for you!?
_{[ she doesn't do anything for him except cook spicy food... no need for mama crisis... please calm down..
anyway she is going to get off of him and rummage through all of his clothes, SMELLING THE AIR, seeking out this corruption. ]}

[trashyking]

I- It does not smell like ass Mama-chan!!! [he looks so offended]