voicemail.

[trashyking]

(text) ♚ (voice) ♚ (video) ♚ (action)
#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

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Comments

[trashyking]

You have to be nice to your spouse no matter what, okay Iwa-chan!!

[kingbeater]

Fine, I can do that.

And if you're alone or something when you turn 18, I'll ask them about you.

[trashyking]

So I'll be... the other woman? Or are you insisting we get into a threesome? Because I don't know about you, but I'm kind of monogamous. But if that's how you want to roll I'll respect you.

[kingbeater]

Die, Shittykawa.

[ rolling up his shirt sleeves GETTING READY TO BEAT YOUR ASS ]

[trashyking]

[he yelps as he dives under the couch.] Wahh Iwa-chan is so mean!!! I'm just trying to say that I accept you no matter what you like!!!

[kingbeater]

LIKE HELL I'D ACCEPT YOU AS MY MISTRESS.

I CAN DO WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!

[trashyking]

Well what if I can do better than you?!

[kingbeater]

I'm the greatest good that you're ever going to get.

[trashyking]

[he's silent because it's true.]

[kingbeater]

[ :) ]

[trashyking]

Anyway-- what advice do you have for me, oh wise one.

[kingbeater]

Don't worry so much. If you get a new house and you're all alone, then come over to mine. If I get a spouse, I'll work something out.

Things won't turn to shit if you just reach out to me when you need it, Oikawa.

[trashyking]

[he frowns.] That's easier said than done Iwa-chan... Sometimes all I do is worry about silly things. [he fidgets a little.]

But you a lot to make me feel better when I get to this place... so I'll try to be better about this and reach out to you more.

[kingbeater]

Yeah, yeah, I know that it can get hard for you, Oikawa. Just don't shut me out when you're having it rough, okay?

[trashyking]

[he nods.] Thanks Iwa-chan, you're the best. I know I don't say it nearly as often as I should, but I would probably not be in the place I am now if we weren't friends.

[kingbeater]

Glad I can make you a better person in one regard then.

Can't do anything about your shit personality, sadly.

[trashyking]

Yeah, well there's no need to improve on perfection!~

[kingbeater]

[ friendly shoulder punch ]

[trashyking]

[gives him a friendly punch back in return~ tho ok it's more of a nudge]

[kingbeater]

--You hungry?

[trashyking]

[he nods.] I am, actually!

[kingbeater]

Alright, let's get some food.

My treat.

[trashyking]

Let's get some ramen then! Or curry, I could go for some curry too.

[kingbeater]

Pick, and I guess I'll pay this time.

[trashyking]

Let's have some curry since I still owe you and the others ramen.