voicemail.

[trashyking]

(text) ♚ (voice) ♚ (video) ♚ (action)
#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

b e e p

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ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT

[kingbeater]

Oi, Shittykawa.

i got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies

[trashyking]

[he turns to look at the other curiously.] Hmn Iwa-chan?

[kingbeater]

--Happy birthday.

1/3

[trashyking]

Birthday?

[just give him a moment.]

[trashyking]

[it can't be his birthday? it was.... they had been this boat since the 13th... and that was-- oh.... OH IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY ISN'T IT??? he looks a little bug eyed and then rubs the back of his head sheepishly. god he can't even believe he forgot his own freaking birthday.... how embarrassing.]

[trashyking]

[and then he's slinging an arm over iwa-chan's shoulders.] Awwww Iwa-chan cares about me!!

[kingbeater]

SHUT UP! I just wanted to tell you before you started whining at me that I forgot!

[trashyking]

[he pokes the other's cheek] How rude Iwa-chan I wouldn't have whined at you!!

[kingbeater]

Don't lie.

[ a beat ]

Sorry I don't have your shirt right now, but it's back at my house and there's nothing we can do about it right now. When we get off this boat, come over to my house and I'll give it to you.

[trashyking]

[his eyes widen a little.] You were able to find a shirt here?

[kingbeater]

Like hell I was going to break that tradition.

[trashyking]

[he lets out some kind of whimper.] Iwa-chaaan!! Iwa-chan you're the best! What does it look like? No wait don't tell me!! I want to be surprised.

[kingbeater]

Yeah, you're just gonna have to wait until we're off this boat to see what it is.

[trashyking]

[he smiles at the other.] I know you don't like these as much, but can I hug you?

[kingbeater]

I guess you can, since it's your birthday.

[trashyking]

[brb pulling him into the most tightest and longest hug ever.] Thank you for being my friend Iwa-chan.

[kingbeater]

I guess you need someone who's willing to stick by you no matter how trashy you become.

[trashyking]

T- Trashy!?

[kingbeater]

Yep.

[trashyking]

How am I trashy?!

[kingbeater]

Where do you want me to start?

[trashyking]

[he looks mortified.] From the beginning?

[kingbeater]

[ ]

[trashyking]

[this is the best birthday present you could have given him iwa-chan. CRUSHING DEFEAT THAT HE'S ACTUALLY A HORRIBLE PERSON.]

[kingbeater]

[ AND OKAY, 100% honesty, he would tell him how he's trashy but also follow it up with the fact that the entire team likes him and that wouldn't actually happen if he was a terrible person. so, you're not actually as terrible as you think you are and we keep you in line. ]