voicemail.

[trashyking]

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#1460 holly heights

Yoohoo~ You've reached the voicemail of Tooru Oikawa!
I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could please leave
your name and message I'll get back to you as soon as I can!~
Thank you!—

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Comments

[kingbeater]

... You're worried about your birthday coming up?

[trashyking]

[he nods] You got your own house, what if I get my own? I don't... [he frowns.] I'm not ready. I don't even know what I want to do with my life right now and they're gonna make me have a house of my own!

I know it's silly, but I just... I'm not ready yet.

[kingbeater]

Who said you even need to live in that house?

[trashyking]

The landlord???

[kingbeater]

The landlord says you have to live here, but that doesn't stop you from sleeping over at my house all the time.

[trashyking]

No, but... we're still-- well I'm still a kid and you haven't had a spouse pop up yet. Besides I'm sure you'll get one in no time, and they'll probably feel weird that I sleep over all the time.

[kingbeater]

Then that's their problem and they'll have to deal with it!

[trashyking]

Iwa-chaaaan you can't do that to your spouse!!

[kingbeater]

They aren't actually my spouse, dumbass!!

[trashyking]

But they have to sleep in the same bed as you...

[kingbeater]

[ this is the look of someone who actually did not consider that ]

[trashyking]

You have to be nice to your spouse no matter what, okay Iwa-chan!!

[kingbeater]

Fine, I can do that.

And if you're alone or something when you turn 18, I'll ask them about you.

[trashyking]

So I'll be... the other woman? Or are you insisting we get into a threesome? Because I don't know about you, but I'm kind of monogamous. But if that's how you want to roll I'll respect you.

[kingbeater]

Die, Shittykawa.

[ rolling up his shirt sleeves GETTING READY TO BEAT YOUR ASS ]

[trashyking]

[he yelps as he dives under the couch.] Wahh Iwa-chan is so mean!!! I'm just trying to say that I accept you no matter what you like!!!

[kingbeater]

LIKE HELL I'D ACCEPT YOU AS MY MISTRESS.

I CAN DO WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!

[trashyking]

Well what if I can do better than you?!

[kingbeater]

I'm the greatest good that you're ever going to get.

[trashyking]

[he's silent because it's true.]

[kingbeater]

[ :) ]

[trashyking]

Anyway-- what advice do you have for me, oh wise one.

[kingbeater]

Don't worry so much. If you get a new house and you're all alone, then come over to mine. If I get a spouse, I'll work something out.

Things won't turn to shit if you just reach out to me when you need it, Oikawa.

[trashyking]

[he frowns.] That's easier said than done Iwa-chan... Sometimes all I do is worry about silly things. [he fidgets a little.]

But you a lot to make me feel better when I get to this place... so I'll try to be better about this and reach out to you more.

[kingbeater]

Yeah, yeah, I know that it can get hard for you, Oikawa. Just don't shut me out when you're having it rough, okay?